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Did You Know.....

ü      Why were men created before women? You always need a rough draft before the final copy.

ü      Girls are like an Internet virus? They enter your life, Scan your pocket, Transfer your money, Edit your mind, Download their problems, Delete your smiles and Hung you for ever.

ü      How to tell your girlfriend you want to have a short call? “Darl, I’ve to shake hands with this close friend of mine whom I am going to introduce to you later”.

ü      You are 100% beautiful, 100% lovely, 100% sweet, 100% nice and 100% stupid to believe these words?

ü      The 3 fastest means of communication are;

1.       Tele - Phone

2.       Tele – Vision

3.       Tell – a – Woman

Need still faster?

Tell her not to tell any one.

ü      A girl before marriage looks like a Barbie doll?

After marriage, a beautiful doll,

After one year, a nice doll,

After two years, the only doll,

After three years, PANADOL…..

ü      A Life Insurance is a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich?

ü      A Nurse is a person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills?

ü      Jesus said to John, come forth I’ll give you eternal life. John came fifth and worn a Motorola C113?

ü      At this moment in time, 10 million people are eating, 5 million people are drinking, 100 million people are sleeping and 1stupid fool has been reading all these?

BUT

ü   If you say anything evil against the Holy Spirit you won’t be forgiven? (Math 12:31)

Now You Know